so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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