so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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