My nipple is on Facebook.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Pooping to opera.
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