bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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