i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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