If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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