Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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