Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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