Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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