Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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