i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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