At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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