Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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