No, drunk sperm still make babies.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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