you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i out mim tonsoeep
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
