It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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