I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
