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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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