So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
In America we eat man semen.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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