I hate your face
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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