He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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