your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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