Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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