My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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