i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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