at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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