Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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