Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
