How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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