I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
we should paint friendship bongs
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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