no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
