so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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