i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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