And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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