that's an acceptable place to lick
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
