Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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