Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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