After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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