I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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