Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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