what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
