i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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