physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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