To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
