It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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