Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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