just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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