I don't usually arrange sex via text message
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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