she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Nobody cheats on THIS.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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