um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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